A rich man’s car met with an accident and he went to the Insurance Company for claiming damages.
Insurance Agent: “We won’t pay you any money, but will replace your car.”
Rich Man: “Well that’s all right in this case. But if that is the way you do things, I want to cancel the policy on my wife.”
“I dreamt last night that you bought me a necklace. What does that mean, dear? asked the wife.
“Wait till the evening,” her husband replied.
She expectantly waited for her husband in the evening. He promptly came home with a packet under his arms and handed it over to her.
She anxiously opened the packet and found a book inside entitled “Dreams and their significance.”
English Jokes - a compilation by CRM 