A doctor-turned-author was writing a love-scene. “On seeing her, his temperature rose to 99.7° F, his pulse rate to 125, and his blood pressure to 170/95.”
Doctor
Peculiar Doctor
A patient nervously approached a doctor. “Sir, I feel an itching sensation inside my tummy.”
The doctor said, “I have type to operate on your tummy.”
“What is the need for operation, doctor?”
“I’ll have to take out the inside part of your stomach and scratch where it itches.”
Traffic Inspector
A busy doctor, once took his five year old Jack, along for a ride in his motor-car to the hospital. Afterwards his wife asked their son if he had enjoyed it. “It was fine”, replied Jack. “A nice man on a motorcycle stopped us and wrote father a prescription.”
English Jokes - a compilation by CRM 