The difference between a man and a woman – is that a man will pay Rs. 2/- for a Rs. 1/- item he wants, whereas a woman, will pay Rs. 1/- for a Rs. 2/- item she doesn’t want.

Wife (reading Newspaper) : Dear, what causes inflation?

Professor of Economics     : Inflation is caused by fiscal imbalances and monetary                                                                  pressures.

Wife(Puzzled)                     : If you really don’t know, Why don’t you say so?

Son to Father   : Shall I study economics, daddy?

Father               : Sure, son, If you study economics you may not become rich.

But you will definitely understand why we are poor.

A fruitful young fisher named Fisher,

once fished  for some fish in a fissure,

Till a fish, with a grin,

pulled the fisherman in,

Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

A doctor fell in deep well,

And broke his collar-bone.

The moral: Doctor, mind the sick

And leave the well alone.

A tutor who tooted the flute

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot

said the two to the tutor.

“Is it harder to toot to

To tutor two tooters to toot ?”

One woman keeps the household cash hidden in a copy of Dante’s ‘Inferno’. This gives her a ready answer to the question, “Now where in hell did I put that money ?”

 

Telegram to a famous physician.

“Mother-in-law at Death door stop can you pull her through.”

“Why did he invite only married people to his wedding ?”

“Well, that way he figured that all the presents would be clear profit.”

The proprietor of the big business firm died very suddenly leaving his affairs in terrific mess. Among the pending papers, the secretary found a letter which required an explanation for delay. The secretary was clever enough to put a postscript below the proprietor’s signature.

“Since writing this letter, I have died.”