A Bishop was a doctor of divinity and his wife was a doctor of medicine. A woman approached the Bishop thinking that he was the medical doctor. The Bishop smiled and said, “Sorry, I’m not the doctor for the body. I am the doctor for ‘soul’.

“Are the rich and the poor brothers?”

“Yes, and the name of the rich brothers in Cain,” said the Oscar Wilds.

A doctor fell in love with a girl and visited her many times. He gave her many gifts. Finally the girl refused to marry him. Then, he angrily demanded his gifts back. Not only that, he sent her bill for 40 house-calls.

The pretty young woman had just had her appendix removed.

“Will the scar show doctor?” she asked.

“That depends” answered the surgeon gravely, “on your discretion and the demands of the fashion.”

A popular businessman was at a large auction, when he discovered that he had lost his wallet containing nearly five thousand rupees.

He went up to the rostrum and whispered something to the auctioneer who announced, “Gentlemen, Mr.Gupta here, has lost his wallet containing a large sum of money. To anyone who returns it will give a reward of a hundred rupees.”

From the back came a voice. “A hundred and fifty.”

A doctor sent a comedian an bill stating at the top “This bill is one year old”. The comedian returned it writing on it “Happy birthday.”

“Which of these two men is the bridegroom ?”

“The anxious – looking one – the cheerful one is bride’s father.”

“Who did you say hello to ?”

“To my neighbour.”

“But he didn’t even return it.”

“He never returns anything.”

A spectator to an actor. “The recent film in which you have acted saved hundreds of lives.”

“Really? How?”

“A theatre in which the film was being shown collapsed, Luckily no one was inside the hall at that time.”

A man is trying to borrow money from a friend. He explained his needs in detail and said, “Remember, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

“Yes, Stranger.”