A fellow was stopped by a police officer who said, “You’re going to get summons for speeding”. The fellow said, “Well, I was doing 55 KM an hour.”

A policeman replied, “Actually, you were doing 65KM in a 45 KM area.”

“No, said the motorist, “I was doing only 55.”

At that point his wife popped up and said, “Don’t argue with my husband when he has been drinking.”