A man had his bellyful at the restaurant and when the waiter brought the bill, said, “Well, I’m sorry, but I just haven’t got any money to pay the bill.”

“Oh, it’s all right,” said the waiter, “We’ll just write your name on the wall, and you can pay the next time you come in.”

“Hey, don’t do that,” the man protested, “Everybody who drops in will come to know about it.”

“No, nobody would, “said the waiter, “Your over-coat will be hanging over it.”