A lovely young thing entered a doctor’s office in her lunch hour, and addressed a handsome young man in a white coat.
“I’ve had a pain in my shoulder for a week. Can you help me?” she asked.
“Lie down on this table,” he said, “and I’ll massage it for you.”
“After a few minutes, the beautiful patient exclaimed, “Doctor, that isn’t my shoulder !”
The young man smiled, and replied. “No, and I’m not a doctor either. “