A young lady came into a drug store and asked if it were possible to disguise castor oil. “It’s horrid stuff to take, you know, Ugh!” and she shuddered.

“Why, certainly,” said the druggist. Another young lady sat down and ordered a chocolate ice-cream soda. The druggist asked the first if she would have one too. With a smile she accepted the invitation, and drank it down with must gusto.

“Now tell me, how would you disguise castor oil?”

The druggist beamed all over, “Aha, my dear young lady. I just gave you some – in that soda.”

“But, good heavens, I wanted it for my baby sister!”