A lawyer was arguing a theft case in court. “Your honour, my client is not guilty. His hand pick up the articles in the house. It is cruel to punish him for what his hand did.”

The judge sensing the Cunning in the argument, said, “All right,  I sentenced his hand to  6 months imprisonment. If he wants to be with his hand or away from it. I have no objection.”

At once the prisoner unscrewed his wooden hand, kept it in the court hall and walked out.