A young man was about to be disqualified for active army service in Canada, because of bad eyesight. To over-come this difficulty, the man spent his spare time memorizing the army eye chart. At his next physical examination he read the chart perfectly. Then he leaned forward ostentatiously and said “At the bottom I think it says, “Made in Canada,”.

“Fantastic !” said the doctor “Actually, it says that on the back of the chart.”