An army driver was a chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious wolf.

One day the Major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around!” he ordered.

The driver promptly stalled the car. But by the time, he had restarted it, the girl vanished.

“Driver !” said the Major “You’d be a dead loss in emergency!”

“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver replied. That was my girl.”